The personal blog of Alchemy Jones (Sometimes known as Homohelper when bragging about 15 minutes of internet fame), a 20-something in a town near a city, double major in Media, Society, and The Arts and Gender Studies with a minor in Financial Desperation. Unapologetically cold-hearted and cynical hyper-romantic practicing Buddhism, aggressively non-violent, diligently gay man-hating feminist. I'm just as fucked up as they say.