The personal blog of Alchemy Jones, a 20-something in a town near a city, double major in Media, Society, and The Arts and Arts Management with a minor in Financial Desperation. Unapologetically cold-hearted and cynical hyper-romantic practicing Buddhism, aggressively non-violent, diligently queer dripping with androgyny. A self-indulgent smile with ice-cold eyes. Also I get super pretentious when I write about myself. But like, it’s Tumblr. Who doesn’t?Tumblr (3.0; @alchemyjones)http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c18aab6b816b0f6c94e06ddbec7b70a7/tumblr_mlhsdntI8p1rqr3rbo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51108770180http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51108770180Wed, 22 May 2013 20:17:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f043c89ca20e4a44a52c076c26f81950/tumblr_mn65j5AMab1qgbbzxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51108688602http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51108688602Wed, 22 May 2013 20:16:22 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a633808f46a3fc5daf00a224a8c2d5c6/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0a188926622be35eea2825ad13534342/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo2_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d4fabc91c9ddcd7a2d1a1eb01cb4f261/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo3_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ab2c1706bf42c286be20dc9d0dd85ba/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo4_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5bede0854e097fd44077e447030c1cd1/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo5_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2734433ad6d8fd6bd81e23f4b0b0d5c2/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo6_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/03462977de80714d7bf78b94c00a8d86/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo7_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1f92ea014223d7fd80cd6081dbc63ef/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo8_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f785ccfdf95d9d2761f6c945eb9ec9ea/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo9_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b8004e21482021a80fe4632056b8e0ad/tumblr_mm74vlXWP21r96ymmo10_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saveitforsatan.tumblr.com/post/50860034051" target="_blank">saveitforsatan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Basically.</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51084259827http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51084259827Wed, 22 May 2013 14:44:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d88e46acc31c7f2c330f6f3a6673a4c/tumblr_mn7p2pgdAU1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/780d673a75a5367165e4cdaca79d3b4a/tumblr_mn7p2pgdAU1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/06530a525e7fef9b4f887465c4da6469/tumblr_mn7p2pgdAU1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/35eb8695715df9e3027423956b1614af/tumblr_mn7p2pgdAU1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c7d1e9dec509a21e05e0288ce93280b2/tumblr_mn7p2pgdAU1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/51082188476/this-is-what-yahoo-bought-with-its-1-1-billion" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/05/22/tumblr-gets-deep-25-pics/" target="_blank"><strong>This is What Yahoo Bought With its $1.1 Billion (25 Pics)</strong></a></p></blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51084227816http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51084227816Wed, 22 May 2013 14:43:44 -0400http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51084115660http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51084115660Wed, 22 May 2013 14:41:54 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KbWgUO-Rqcw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://01335.tumblr.com/post/51035387776/the-xbox-conference-summed-up-in-1-41" target="_blank">01335</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the xbox conference summed up in 1:41</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51047897396http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51047897396Wed, 22 May 2013 00:17:25 -0400<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/yOc-MXGuKgs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://playstationthree.tumblr.com/post/49541274344/basedgqd-waka-recording-his-backup-this-video" target="_blank">playstationthree</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basedgqd.tumblr.com/post/49535590769/waka-recording-his-backup" target="_blank">basedgqd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Waka recording his backup</p> </blockquote> <p>this video has changed my life</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51039896304http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51039896304Tue, 21 May 2013 22:29:12 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this" target="_blank">mosoli</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>im still laughing at this</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51038334359http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51038334359Tue, 21 May 2013 22:10:34 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brvdleysoileau.tumblr.com/post/50965007479/how-is-slut-even-an-insult-wtf-get-that-dick-grl" target="_blank">brvdleysoileau</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl</p> </blockquote> <p>Or whatever genitalia you happen to be interested in.</p>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51037570122http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51037570122Tue, 21 May 2013 22:01:00 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://quoms.tumblr.com/post/50732670308/imagine-anon-crushes-in-real-life-someone-runs" target="_blank">quoms</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life</p> <p>someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51028356025http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51028356025Tue, 21 May 2013 20:07:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1b3d3bca07f315caf7e47ac389c41e31/tumblr_mlkadstwj51rk1ve1o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hardscum.tumblr.com/post/48446133503/female-only-wow-where-is-that-from-harlem" target="_blank">hardscum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://female-only.tumblr.com/post/48446068664/wow-where-is-that-from" target="_blank">female-only</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wow!  where is that from?</p> </blockquote> <p>Harlem knows what’s up. :) I walk past a mural with this gem regularly and thought I’d share.</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51027991705http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51027991705Tue, 21 May 2013 20:02:31 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51022916912" src="http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51022916912/audio_player_iframe/alchemyjones/tumblr_mn5zm4oDbZ1riu0s6?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Falchemyjones%2F51022916912%2Ftumblr_mn5zm4oDbZ1riu0s6" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p>!!!</p>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51022916912http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51022916912Tue, 21 May 2013 18:56:54 -0400BeyoncéGrown WomanMusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7988d628e06c51de827b57020c61c18b/tumblr_mn5utiGvZg1rj9mdto1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51022455176http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51022455176Tue, 21 May 2013 18:50:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rainbowbearattack.tumblr.com/post/50999209411/why-do-they-call-it-the-xbox-one-because-thats" target="_blank">rainbowbearattack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why do they call it the xbox one?</p> <p>because that’s the maximum amount of games it’s gonna have at this rate</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/b69707780079857019aa874cc0498676/tumblr_inline_mn5s5b6CiR1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51016772712http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51016772712Tue, 21 May 2013 17:37:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/333b4d61372adcdbea9c5b105d844ad5/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6791b74260c9eca0dfaa67bf9cc262aa/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6d25f8b3d96edc29aa5eac777fcd49a7/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c85cbe1c5f7e8524460cde4f5a95d9fc/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e1988b951bc3ee1cdfd5bec87962a4d9/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/415869a3aa529c79b2bd4bb7cb822ef9/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fb92ab2d97c0dcd3559f764e0bc6b23/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/576f47cd30f92329fd87b74b4399d5f0/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f9ebf6af1b409f1b74e1a1077d45458/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3c1a84345299173d12071bc00cb4b072/tumblr_mmz7raawrC1qewacoo10_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.tastefullyoffensive.com/post/50704990602/jspowerhour" target="_blank">tastefullyoffensive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>[<a href="http://www.jspowerhour.com/comics/70" target="_blank">jspowerhour</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51016514020http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51016514020Tue, 21 May 2013 17:34:13 -0400http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51015989308http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51015989308Tue, 21 May 2013 17:27:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/395f0944eeba98102a82db74334fa3ee/tumblr_mm8dyfFIkW1s5i050o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7d6abf1f87d7f2fb68e2ecaa0d5bb686/tumblr_mm8dyfFIkW1s5i050o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://goatozoa.tumblr.com/post/51013859635/the-best-episode" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">goatozoa</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>the best episode.</p></blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51014897657http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/51014897657Tue, 21 May 2013 17:13:30 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce94c1312a4e5f20ac1d9d761e7eb40d/tumblr_mn5n4esOxZ1rkwdako1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://heartsrevolutionrideordie.tumblr.com/post/50993211630/the-next-step-hearts-2-0" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">heartsrevolutionrideordie</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>The next step Hearts 2.0</p></blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/50993231771http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/50993231771Tue, 21 May 2013 11:31:50 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw5cwKF4l1qcptr6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyw5cwKF4l1qcptr6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/50935932376http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/50935932376Mon, 20 May 2013 17:41:43 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ce80d688580566b8a563032f64d5b3e/tumblr_mn3zmtrVzh1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50920265789/via" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pleatedjeans</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://imgur.com/gallery/vA6hiet" target="_blank">via</a></p></blockquote>http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/50920583372http://alchemyjones.tumblr.com/post/50920583372Mon, 20 May 2013 14:11:44 -0400