May 2012
May 30th
Anonymous asked: you're a twat.
May 30th
shanwarma asked: I like you and h8rs gonna h8.
May 30th
May 30th
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At first I thought I would hate the back end of...
listenerslikeyou: Lou Reed, get out of my Metric song. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW GOOD IT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF JIMMY SANG IT?
May 30th
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“I’m just as fucked up as they say I can’t fake the daytime I found...”
– Metric - Artificial Nocturne
May 30th
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neavers: Maybe it’ll grow on me. The Void was such a let down though.　 Sad trombone. I’m still most disappointed by Nothing But Time, but The Wanderlust is definitely ickiest.
May 30th
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More like Raven Syhomoné
May 30th
vordhosbnwojtek replied to your post: Gwen Stefani had the most wonderful side project in the history of pop music. kiss me Yes ma’am.
May 30th
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Anonymous asked: Why would you tag that Lana post when you know, probably, that the only people who look at the LDR tag are her fans? Seriously, we don't care that you don't like her. Shows what kind of person you are for taking the time out of your day to make a post specifically making fun of her.
May 30th
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Okay, I'm bored with most of Synthetica already.
I will now sit around and beg for new: Stars Tegan and Sara Dragonette Mother Mother No Doubt Kylie Minogue (WHATEVER) And in the meantime I will continue to listen to Not Your Kind Of People because 2012 has been an absolutely fabulous year for music.
May 30th
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Dear Lana Del Rey,
If I were you, I would stop drawing attention to your weird lips and stop making all your songs about kissing you, because seriously, those crazy things look like they’re consuming the bottom half of your face. Love, Just go away already 
May 30th
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Anonymous asked: Can I just take a moment to say that I can't believe the shit that was said about you on Facebook? I'm sure you're capable of dealing but really, it was completely uncalled for... strangely hostile.
May 30th
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May 30th
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laportderriere replied to your audio post: Metric | Lost Kitten “When you come undone I’ll… Is it just more or have Metric, Santigold and The Yeah Yeah Yeahs all just started copying each other in the least interesting ways? Never again will we hear the same inspiring song-writing that was the anthem “On a Slow Night”. I’m not familiar with Santigold and Yeah Yeah Yeahs haven’t...
May 30th
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mypetitmal: Lost Kitten is amazing because it was written in Buenos Aires, obviously. It was actually written before Old World… Oh well.
May 30th
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May 30th
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I could really do without the back half of...
With the exception of the title track, it’s… I’m already back to listening to Old World. But Lost Kitten is really something, huh? Unfortunate truths.
May 30th
asoftrevolt: alchemyjones: feelingsreport: LOL everyone on Facebook hates alchemyjones…and with good reason. And everyone on Tumblr loves me… With good reason. Team AlchemyJones, woo. Can that be a thing? UH YES WE CAN MAKE A BIG BLANKET FORT AND LISTEN TO STARS VINYLS AND MAKE FANCY TEA.
May 30th
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feelingsreport: LOL everyone on Facebook hates alchemyjones…and with good reason. And everyone on Tumblr loves me… With good reason.
May 30th
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I'm a douchebag, I like it that waaaaaaay.
OH WOOOOWOOOOOO! OH WOOOOOWOOOOO!
May 30th
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shanwarma asked: so I'm guessing number 5 isn't Nickelback. (omg you should like tempt some people who post Help I'm Alive lyrics)
May 30th
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May 30th
Anonymous asked: lol 20 something. get off tumblr you old man
May 29th
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May 29th
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goatozoa replied to your post: Someone on facebook was like “some douchebag has number 5 and won’t tell anyone” and my premonition was that it was you. :P he actually said bitch but whateva whateva Oh that’s even better. Please refer to me as The Bitch from now on.
May 29th
neavers asked: Someone on facebook was like "some douchebag has number 5 and won't tell anyone" and my premonition was that it was you. :P
May 29th
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'CAUSE I'M THE METRIC FORUM MODERATOR, THAT'S WHY.
I’m not about to spoil the whole surprise, duh. It’s my job to make sure people play right for at least one of the clues.
May 29th
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neavers: number 5 is penis　
May 29th
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“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama
May 29th
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I love Metric's sound. But honestly their lyrics...
The stupidest things I have ever read, a short list: This. “Every ten-year-old enemy soldier Thinks falling bombs are shooting stars sometimes But she doesn’t make wishes on them When she wishes, she wishes for less ways To wish for more ways to work toward it” Is certainly much better than anything else ever written. 
May 29th
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Who was the douchebag that came up with banana...
Are they ever good? NO! NOBODY LIKES YOU, BANANA CANDY. GO FALL DOWN THE STAIRS.
May 28th
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zackmerricksafro: i hate when my mom says ‘breasts’ they’re called boobs mom
May 28th
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If I get another message from someone telling me I...
I’ve been Tumbling on the shitty Android app for a week. Do you have any idea how puny this keyboard is and how many words aren’t in the autocorrect dictionary? Shut uuuuuuuuuuuuupppppppppp.
May 28th
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Gwen Stefani had the most wonderful side project...
I’m sorry, Amy Millan. You’re still a super hot female.
May 28th
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May 28th
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“Hey, are you gay? Just wondering,” he asked as I sat with my legs crossed in pink shorts in my room with walls covered in Tegan And Sara and Madonna posters watching reruns of Will & Grace. “No,” I replied, “I just think Debra Messing is hot.” Are there any straight guys that would actually say that because the entire joke is reliant on that.
May 28th
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Hey Dallas, let's take a bet
What do you think the next MMMob song is gonna be? Fat Kids? :P
May 28th
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Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me that I like writing short stories, Mother. I haven’t done this in like two years but I think I just found a cure for my internetless boredom.
May 28th
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THE NEW STARS ALBUM IS DONE! OH MY GOD OH MY GOD...
Synthetica who?
May 28th
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SULLY SINGS ON THE NEW STARS ALBUM!?
Whaaaaaaaa!? I didn’t know he speaks let alone sing!
May 28th
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What do gay men and the Republican Party have in...
They hate vaginas.
May 27th
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Anal Fissure sounds like a yucky Pokémon move only...
May 27th
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“If you are silent about your pain, they’ll kill you and say you enjoyed it.”
– Zora Neale Hurston (via anthologyz)
May 27th
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Alchemy Jones Presents Super Ghetto Air...
There’s no air-conditioning where I’m staying this summer and I’m dying. I do have a freezer, though, and no frozen foods. So all you gotta do is put your $10 box fan next to your empty freezer and leave it open for like an hour and boom, comfort.
May 27th
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I think I spend too much time on Tumblr
You know how Will & Grace is my favourite show? Okay yeah, all I’m seeing now is a straight man portraying a gay man critiquing a gay man actually played by a gay man for being too upfront about his orientation in an all white cast. God dammit, Tumblr. You ruin everything.
May 27th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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May 25th
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Just to be clear, nobody ACTUALLY likes Semi...
I thought of phrasing that as a question until I realized I already knew the answer.
May 25th
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